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Shower sex positions : Infographic

Sex in the shower can be difficult. It’s slippy and very unforgiving if you fall onto a glass shower screen or porcelain tiled floor. What seemed like a great idea at the time has the potential to be a very disappointing trip to accident and emergency (ER for our US readers). At saucydates.com we have created an infographic to ensure you have a steamy session rather than a luke warm one.

Each position has a difficulty rating and his and hers pleasure rating ranging from 1 disappointing drip to a soaking wet 5.

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The last stand:
Get this wrong and you will have fun explaining it at the hospital. His mind is going to be thinking about staying up and by that we mean standing up! Standing front-on under the shower head, he wraps his hands around her bottom and pulls her close. Then she raises her leg with him aiding and then he slides into her. 

Difficulty   : 💧💧💧💧💧
His pleasure : 💧💧💧
Her pleasure : 💧💧💧💧

On the counter:
If you have an opulent wet room with a raised surface or seat then this is an perfect position. Maybe one for a luxury hotel break so don't forget to check before you checkout. Super easy, she sits on the edge with legs apart and he enters her. 

Difficulty   : 💧
His pleasure : 💧💧💧💧
Her pleasure : 💧💧💧💧

Up against the wall:
Nice and stable and ideal for everyone. Girls, if he isn't doing it for you then it's a great opportunity to inspect the grout work but hopefully it won't come to that. If there is something for her to hang-on to such as shower control it improves stability, just make sure that she doesn't turn it cold. 

Difficulty   : 💧💧
His pleasure : 💧💧💧💧💧
Her pleasure : 💧💧💧💧💧

A night on the tiles:
Easy but very cold and uncomfortable. He is going to get bruised knees and she will get a face full of shower water. But at least you're not going to slip and fall. You need to get the shower water in the right place to heat up the floor, she lies down and he sits down on his knees, pulling her on to him. 

Difficulty   : 💧
His pleasure : 💧💧💧💧
Her pleasure : 💧💧💧

Standing tall:
Harder than it looks as it's dependant on your heights (and length). Get the angles right and enjoy, get them wrong and expect a workout harder than your gym class. Try to avoid either person standing on tip-toes. Stand flat footed and the taller person will need to bend their legs accordingly. 

Difficulty   : 💧💧💧💧
His pleasure : 💧💧💧
Her pleasure : 💧💧💧

Summary

Sex in the shower is not easy but you should give it a go. If nothing else you can reduce your water bill and help the environment at the same time. Start with an easy position and work up from there.

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